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A task manager for the perpetually overwhelmed

Organize tasks. Miss deadlines. Repeat. Judgement-free productivity for people who definitely are going to get it together. Someday. Maybe.

Tasks Calendar Subscriptions tracker No pressure
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874K+Active Avoiders
2.7M+Tasks Postponed
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What's inside

The basics, done right.

No methodology to learn, no 40-minute onboarding video. Three things you already needed, in one dark, quiet place.

01 · Tasks

Tasks & sub-tasks

Break the big scary thing into small ignorable things. Nest sub-tasks under parents, sort them into buckets, tag them, and let recurring tasks re-appear so you don't have to remember anything twice.

  • Buckets & tags — work, personal, whatever you invent at 1am
  • Recurring tasks — set once, get reminded forever
  • Filters & sort — by due date, bucket, tag, or "show completed" for the dopamine
02 · Calendar

Google Calendar sync

Two-way sync. Your tasks show up where your meetings already live, and what you drag around in the calendar lands back on the list. Month, week, and day views — all-day chips for the undated dread.

  • Two-way — edit on either side, both sides agree
  • Month / week / day — zoom out until the week looks manageable
  • Due dates become events — deadlines next to the meetings that caused them
03 · Subscriptions

Subscription tracking

Know what you're actually paying for. Track every recurring charge in one table, and get nudged before renewal day — manual renewals generate a payment task ahead of time, so nothing auto-renews into your overdraft.

  • Any cycle, any currency — monthly, yearly, "every 3 days," it's your life
  • Renewal nudges — a task appears before the charge does
  • Manual vs automatic — flag the ones you keep meaning to cancel
DARK

Dark by default

Built for late-night "I should really organize my life" sessions. No light mode flashbang at 1am.

Telegram bot

Add tasks and get reminders without opening the app — message the bot from wherever you're already procrastinating.

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Zero judgment

Overdue tasks get a dry nudge, not a guilt trip. We built a productivity app and we procrastinate too.

Start a list. Or start avoiding one.

The app is live. Your tasks are already overdue somewhere — give them a nicer place to wait.

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